Seriously ... I'm a 43 year old female who has the SERIOUS misfortune - I refuse to believe I did this to myself intentionally - of working at a totally bullshit job, in a joke of department, within a division that should just gutted and rebuilt. The company, believe it or not, is reputable.
Please note (for job security purposes) that all characters are fictitious - including myself.
Now, let me share ... seriously.